Wake Up!

My cat has a terrible habit of purposely tipping over glasses of water that sit on the nightstand next to the bed. She does it for one of three reasons: she's thirsty and needs a drink, she wants you to get up and either feed her or let her outside, or, because she's in a mischievous mood. Sometimes, its all three. Just this morning, in fact, she tipped over a glass of water at 5:00 am...causing me to sit wide awake for 40+ minutes before I was forced to go downstairs for a cupcake and a glass of milk. What? The baby needs calcium...

Maybe you need to be a crazy cat lady like myself to appreciate this, but I found it hysterically true.